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Girl Talk
by Exfilia
"Faith?"
"If this is another come-to-Christmas-at-our-house thing, can we just pretend I said 'no' to all of them at once?"
"No, I'm Jewish."
"In that case I don't even know what I'm saying 'no' to."
"I... can I ask you something?"
"Yeah. Yeah, come on in."
"You've had sex, right?"
"And you've had ham sandwiches, right? Well, maybe not ham."
"We're not Orthodox."
"Right, and you want to know if I've had sex, why?"
"Because I want to."
"Excuse me?"
"With this guy, and he... and I don't want to do anything wrong."
"Trust me: you just tell the guy you want to have sex, and he'll take it from there. Wrong does not enter into it."
"Are you sure? I mean, this guy...."
"Okay, look, what guy are we talking about here?"
"Oz."
"I thought you broke up with Oz."
"Yeah, but I want to have not."
"And that's why you want to have sex?"
"Yeah. No. No, I want to have sex because he makes me feel like I'm going to turn into a wolf myself."
"Tell him that. It'll do the trick."
"Yeah."
"You know, when you first came in here, I thought you were talking about someone else."
"Yeah? What would you have done if I had been?"
"Put you on a pedestal and worshipped you for the rest of my life. That part would come after having really hot sex, though. Or did you not know girls could do that?"
"How?"
"Like this."
The End